Today I thought I’d have a bit of fun and do an entry that is different. I come across people who live like this and am constantly amazed by that attitude!
Three very easy ways to have total freedom (?)
1/ Blame everyone or everything else for anything that happens and you will never be at fault!!! I mean it is not your fault that you didn’t get to the job interview on time – the trains were late and the traffic was bad – how were you supposed to know that.
And it wasn’t your fault you got the sack – if your boss hadn’t been nasty you wouldn’t have told him off. Your parents were awful to you and favoured your brother and that is why you find it hard to accept criticism; and that last boss you had had no right to criticise you anyway because it wasn’t your fault that the other company got the contract. Your colleague wouldn’t help you when the deadline was nearly up – talk about lack of team-work, and it wasn’t your fault you were running late with that contract because…..
2/ Procrastinate. I mean how else can you make an informed decision if you don’t wait and see what else is available. Besides, it is not good for your health to get stressed about stuff; you need to have a balance and take it easy, right? Procrastination is also good because you can’t go wrong – that’s right – if you keep putting things off, you will never make any mistakes again!! How good is that? Now you can just chill out and relax………………….
3/ Negativity. Be negative and you will never be disappointed. If you look for the worst in everyone and everything you can be right nearly all the time – imagine how much more happier you will be if you are nearly always right. Your job (well the one you had before getting sacked) was awful; you never got any recognition for your work and your colleagues were unfriendly. When you go for job interviews the interviewers don’t know what they are talking about and ask you stupid questions…….. I mean, you are always right, aren’t you! Who are all these people anyway, and what do they know? Now, I could give you more advice on the three steps, but why should I? I probably have got it all wrong and you will know more than me about this. So,………………………………..
follow the above three very easy and very simple steps and you will never, ever have to take responsibility for your life and decisions again, leaving you total and utter freedom!!!!
I am sure you have heard some other ways from people you know, or have met, on how to achieve this lifestyle so, please share them with me – I’m really curious to know more about this type of attitude.