I can assemble a dining table and chairs, a bed and a child’s three wheeler all by myself but not a bloody fit ball!!!!
I bought a fit ball a few months ago and of course it stayed in the spare room in the box for a while. Tonight I was going to pump it up so I can use it as a seat to sit at my ironing board (where else?) to use my laptop (I know I know!)
A few minutes of pumping and voila! NOT

There were instructions which I read and as I was doing so I also read “Important” which I decided were for when using the ball (but always good for a laugh when translated). You know what? I really believe that the “Important” is for when trying to pump up the ball.
- No, you don’t need to consult a physician before embarking but please DO consult a psychiatrist and obtain all possible drugs to relieve the anxiety and frustration when part A does not even go close to fitting into hole C (no matter which way you try)
- Wearing lose fitting clothes to keep warm is definitely not needed when it’s summer and the humidity is around 85% however yes, I would like to remove my top and the rest of my scanty clothing before running out naked into the street screaming.
- Always warm up before – well lucky I did some salutes to the sun from my yoga DVD
- Ensure all bands, cables clips and screws are well secured – how did the people in the factory in China know about the clips and cables holding my shoulders together?
Not only can I NOT sit on the ball but it appears that my “buns” will never be toned
Oh well, I suppose that at least one instruction makes sense – “…can also be used in conjunction with dumbbells”. Apparently these balls “are ideal” for this – are they referring to me?
By the way, the pump looks suspiciously like something used to ice cakes – hmmmmm…..
Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year everybody. This is the year of the Water Dragon. The dragon signifies happiness and success. Tomorrow is also a new moon and that is meant to be a good time to get clear about want you want out of life, ditch the old stuff and start something more positive (yes please, dragon – I would really like to be able to pump up my fit ball)
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